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--Barbie is carrying a lot of shopping bags from the mall before Ken comes along to help her--
Ken: I got it, Barbie!
--Ken opens the door--
Barbie: Ah, Ken! It's like you have some kinda super power that tells you when I need help.
Ken: Haha! Super power, wouldn't that be something.
Ken (on couch): It is something, my Barbie sense tingles whenever Barbie needs my Super powered boyfriend abilities. (breathes in deeply) With great power comes great responsibility.
Ken: Okay, Barbie, I'll pick you up tonight at seven sharp.
Barbie: Thanks again!
Ryan: Shouldn't you be at work?
Ken: Excuse me?
Ryan: It's the middle of the day, Kenny-boy, don't you have a job?
Ken: If a real man has a real job, then I'm getting a real job.
Ryan: Great! While you're at it, get me a real cold drink, being me is hard work.
Ken: Being a Lifeguard is a great job! Hey youngster! It's only been 15 minutes since you ate. Ah, ah, ah! No swimming with scissors.
--Ken looks through his binoculars--
Ken: Sir, you might wanna consider a suit with a little more coverage. My Barbie sense is tingling.
--Ken drops everything to help Barbie--
--Barbie is putting the lid back on the jar of pickles--
--Ken grabs the jar of pickles from Barbie, opens the lid, and hands the jar over to Barbie--
Barbie:(giggles) Thanks, Ken. But the jar was already open, I was putting the lid back on.
--Ken gets a job as a Photographer--
Ken: Let's make some magic. Give me fierce, give me pouty, give me momentarily confused. Love it, love it, love it...Barbie senses tingling again.
--Ken leaves behind the bowl of fruit that he was photographing--
--Ken goes to Barbie's house and uses his camera to pound the spider (sweater fuzz) that is on the wall--
Ken: AAAAAHHHH!! AAAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAAAHHH!!
Barbie: My hero. Thanks, Ken.
Ken: All in a day's work Barbie.
--Then Barbie realizes the spider wasn't actually a spider--
Barbie: Oh, it's just sweater fuzz.
--Chelsea appears smiling on the other side of the hole in the wall that Ken made with his camera, attempting to kill the spider--
Ken got another job as an Astronaut--
Space Command: Comencing systems check Commander Ken.
Ken: Boop, Bap, beep, bap, boop. Rodger that, Space Command, all systems are a go here.Over.
Space Command: Commencing countdown, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
--Ken leaves rocket while space command is in countdown--
Ken: Barbie sense is tingling.
Space Command: Commander Ken, what are you doing?
Ken: Barbie needs me!
Space Command: Not again!
--The rocket that Ken was supposed to be on crashed into a satellite and all of the televisions in the world lose signal--
Speaker on Television: The striker releases and (The T.V loses signal)
--All the people in the mall watching television are in an uproar--
--Barbie is about to turn on the television--
Ken: (breathing heavily)
Barbie: Ken! I was just about to watch my favorite movie, Sad and Romantic the sequel.
Ken: I thought as much, that's why I came prepared.
--Ken arrives with a large bar of chocolate, a large box of popcorn, and a large soda can--
Barbie: Ah, Ken! You are so thoughtful! It's like you know me better than I know myself.
--Ken exits the dreamhouse--
Ken: Seems I've tried everything, huh, I'm never gonna have a real job.
Ryan: Hey! Barbie home?
Ryan: Thanks Kenny-boy.
--Ryan goes in to sing for Barbie--
Ryan: Me me me me me me mo
Ken: Wait a second, being Barbie's boyfriend is my calling
--Ken carries Ryan out and throws him out of the dreamhouse--
Ryan: Hey, Ken! Wh-What are you doing! Let go! Woah!
Ken: Yup! And it's a pretty good job.
Ryan: Ah! I think my spleen is tingling, no it's ruptured.