|Ryan admires his reflection in a hand mirror as he walks up to the front door
Ryan: You are one good looking dude— Oh!
|Ryan bumps into the door and Barbie opens it
Barbie: Ryan, hi! Still not ready!
Ryan: Whoa, what's the rush Barbie? Take time to enjoy the Ryan.
Barbie: Sorry, a big fashion show this afternoon. Oh, the cat caterer is dropping off Blissa's food, and for Taffy there's mini burgers shaped like shoes. BRB!
Ryan: So I'm spending the day with a couple of four-legged furballs?
Ryan: And a two-legged goofball?!
Ken and Ryan: What are you doing here? Petsitting. No, I'm petsitting. Stop saying everything I say!
Barbie: Have a blast, guys! I think you'll find it's a two-man job.
Ken: When's the other man showing up?
Ken: How's my girl?
Ryan: This could not get any less cool.
|Blissa scratches Ryan's pants, making him yelp, and he tries to shake her off
Ryan: These pants are designer!
|On the confessional couch
Blissa: Please. I've coughed up hairballs that have more style.
|Ryan hops around trying to get Blissa to let go
Ken: Let's take a look at that list. First, we exercise Taffy. Hmm, she could use a little muscle tone.
|On the confessional couch
Taffy: Not everyone has a plastic six-pack, Ken!
|Taffy is shown running on a treadmill
Ryan: Knock yourself out. I'm working a song for Barbie.
Ryan: Oh, Barbie, so beau—
|Taffy falls off the treadmill and shoves Ken, so he looses grip of Blissa and she lands on Ryan's face, making him step on a TV remote and inadvertedly switching it on
Television Announcer: ... And the sweeper passes to center, who passes back to sweeper.
Ken: Check out that footwork!
Ryan: Check out that—
|The television loses its signal
Ken and Ryan: Aw, come on!
|The television suddenly tunes in to a video stream Barbie has set up, scaring Ken and Ryan
Barbie: Hi boys! Just checking in to see how the pet-sitting's going.
Ken: It's going great!
|Taffy breaks a vase and begins to lick it, Blissa swings around on a chandelier and falls off, and Tawny destroys a piano
Ken: Um, Ryan's going to play you a song.
Ryan: This one goes out to you, baby.
Ryan: Your heart is—
Barbie: The song's fab-maze, but I've got to get back on the runway. Talk soon!
|Barbie disconnects and Taffy urinates on Ryan's sheet music
Ryan: Taffy, if I wanted that reaction, I would have played it for my agent.
Ken: Blissa, that's Barbie's favorite scarf!
|Tawny places her hoof above Ryan's guitar
Ryan: Hey, whoa, whoa, that is not a toy.
|Tawny smirks and smashes it
Ken: Forget the guitar, grab the scarf! I'll wrangle Tawny.
|Blissa suddenly lands on Ryan's face again while Ken runs after Tawny
Ken: Get back here!
|Ryan runs around with Blissa on his face
Ryan: Get off of me!
|Barbie's video stream appears on the television again
Barbie: Hi guys! It's a wrap here, so I'll see you in five!
|Tawny kicks a hole in the wall
Ken: I mean, yay! See you soon Barbie!
|Barbie disconnects and the Dreamhouse Foyer is shown in ruins
Ken: We gotta clean, clean, clean!
|Ken and Ryan tidy up in time for Barbie's return
Barbie: I'm back!
Ken and Ryan: Hi Barbie! Welcome home!
Barbie: Aww, looks like you took perfect care of them. That runway wore me out!
|Barbie sits down on the wet cushion
Barbie: (disappointed) Guys? Anything you wanna tell me?
Ken: I think I left my oven on!
Ryan: I think I left his oven on too!
|Some mess is revealed and the pets make noises to Barbie
Barbie: You're right girls. Next time you can boy-sit them!