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(Opening Theme)
--Ryan is walking on the sidewalk talking to his mirror--
Ryan : Nice! Ryan 's having a good hair day! But then, aren't they all-Ooh!
--Ryan bumps into Ken as Ken is walking out of a door--
Ryan : Watch where you're going man! Well well, what are you shopping for? A personality?
Ken : Actually, I'm here for Barbie. Tomorrow's the big day! And I want it to be super special!
Ryan : Big day?
--As Ryan is walking there is a plethora of Valentine's Day decorations--
Ryan : Could it be... -A Cupid arrow with a suction cup attached to it hits Ryan's head- Valentine's Day!
Ryan (on couch): This is my big chance! I cut Ken off at the knees by blitzing Barbie with great gifts and tons of Ryan charm, then she kicks him to the curb and Barbie and me are a red hot item.
--Ken is buying a bouquet of flowers with his giant credit card--
Ken: These'll be perfect for Barbie.
--Ryan is hiding underneath the table while wearing a flower pot on his head as a disguise--
Ryan: Pphhh! Yeah right!
(Fantasy Sequence)
Ken: Got you some pertty flowers, Barbie.
Barbie: What'd you do? Pick 'em at a landfill? -throws the flowers at Ken's face- I wonder what that hunksicle, Ryan's up to.
(End of fantasy sequence)
Ryan: Ah! I'm looking for something guaranteed to wow a girl and make her dump her dopey boyfriend.
Sales Lady: I need a number 32!
--Ken buys a box of chocolates from a store--
Ryan: Chocolate.
(Fantasy Sequence)
--Barbie and Ken are sitting on a bench as Barbie is checking her hair in her compact mirror--
Ken: Life's like a box of chocolates.
Barbie: No, your face is like a box of chocolates!
--Ken opens a heart-shaped box of chocolates for Barbie and she commences to throwing that box of chocolates in Ken's face--
(End of fantasy sequence)
Ryan: Haha! Do you do custom orders?
--Ken is looking for a Valentine's Day card that's just right for Barbie while Ryan is hiding behind the shelves with the cards on them--
Ken: Gee! None of these are right.
(Fantasy sequence)
--Barbie and Ryan are beside the fire place as Barbie is reading Ryan's card--
Ryan: Uh, uh! This fantasy sequence is too good to share!
(End of fantasy sequence)
--Ken rings the doorbell and Barbie opens the door--
Ken: Happy Valentine's Day, Bar-
Ryan: Hold it! Those aren't flowers! These are flowers!
--Ryan brings in an arch of roses and hangs them around Barbie's neck, which causes her to fall--
--Barbie gets up very dizzily--
Ryan: And that candy . . . really cheaped out didn't you, Kenny-boy?
--Ryan brings out a life-sized statue in his likeness made out of chocolate--
Ryan: Mmm-hmm, that hair looks yummy, huh?
Barbie: Uh, probably not a good idea to leave that yummy hair out in the Malibu sun.
--Ryan's chocolate melts into a puddle--
Ryan: What ever! Check out my card!
Ryan (card singing): Hey Barbie, you won the jackpot -loses control-
Ryan: Lousy, cheap sound chips!
--Ryan punches his card, it falls to the ground, smoke starts emanating from it, and he screams while stomping on it--
Ryan: So was that the best Valentine's Day ever or what?
--Barbie smiles--
Ken: Wow, Ryan. You really went all out. Kinda puts the stuff I got to shame.
Ryan: You said it, I didn't. Although I was about to.
Barbie: Ken, I'd love to see what you got me!
Ken: They're not much but...
--Ken shows Barbie the flowers he got for her--
Barbie: -gasps- They're lovely!
--Ryan slips off the pillar he is leaning against and falls down in shock--
Ken: And these are the chocolates you've liked since you were a little girl.
--Ryan looks at the chocolates Ken bought for Barbie--
Barbie: Ken, I can't believe you remembered!
Ken: And there's this . . . -gives Barbie the card he made for her- Made it myself.
Barbie: "Dear Barbie, you'll always be my girl. Love, Ken." Yes I will! Oh, Ken! You're the best boyfriend I could ask for! Happy Valentine's Day.
--Ryan rolls his eyes as Barbie reads the card that Ken gave her before and then he faints out of shock--
Ryan: -as he gets up- Okay, this is totally different from my fantasy sequences.
Raquelle: Mine too.
--Raquelle had gifts for Ken very similar to Ryan's gifts for Barbie, but Raquelle ends up throwing the arch of roses and taking a bite out of the chocolate statue of herself before getting hit by a Cupid arrow with a suction cup attached to it--